How I justify time spent blogging:

When Alzheimers has completely overtaken me, I'll read, re-read, and three-read my blog to relive all the marvelous moments I had with my wonderful kids! And when I'm at the computer, and I should be making a meal or fulfilling my obligation to family in some other way, it comes in handy to be able to say "I'm busy chronicling the lives of our children!"

What kind of mother takes her toddler into a Haunted Mansion?

So we went to Disneyland when Derek was just a few weeks shy of 3 years old (under three gets in for free!) All in all, he was remarkably well behaved, especially considering that most of the time he was strapped into a stroller. With the smorgasbord of interesting and exciting sights and activities around him, I'm sure he would have preferred to be allowed to wander and investigate it all for himself!

Speaking of excitement...I guess I was caught up in some form of it because I neglected to stop and think about the "scare factor" before (or even while) we waited to enter the Haunted Mansion attraction. This is what Disney's website has to say about the Haunted Mansion: "The ride itself is gentle, but young children may be frightened by the special effects."

Note to Mummy: DUH!!!!

But I was in frazzled-mummy-coordinating-vacation mode, and I had neglected to read the Disney.com ride warnings ahead of time, so we allowed ourselves to be herded into the "stretching room" of the Mansion tour with a totally unsuspecting, and innocently trusting little blonde boy in tow...

The "stretching room" (actually a large descending elevator) is where the Haunted Mansion attraction starts: Once the elevator is loaded, the doors slither shut (an optical illusion causes them to disappear into the wall), and then all the lights suddenly go out. Approximately 60 anxious people are standing like sardines in complete darkness and utter silence for about 3 seconds before some thunderous lightning crashes and flashes and the spooky narrator starts talking. As the doors slid closed, Derek's grip on my hand became extra tight. Then the lights went out, and as if on cue, Derek's sweet but shrill voice shattered the pitch black silence with a loud and desperate exclamation of
"Let's get out of here!"

This was uttered as he simultaneously and instantaneously found a way to get from the floor to my HEAD and firmly wrap his arms around my neck in a headlock hug of terror! It was both heartbreaking and hilarious in the same split second! I barely had a moment to reassure him before the lightening, thunder and ghostly narration began...but by clinging to me tightly and burying his head in my armpit, he managed to keep most of his composure for the duration of the ride. Of course the guilt-ridden worry-wart in me fears that the scary soundtrack will haunt him for years to come!

Sunflower Store and Damanas


What makes something "cool" to a toddler? I found myself asking that question recently because Derek has decided that a recently opened "healthier alternative" grocery store called the Sunflower Market (he calls it The Sunflower Store) is THE most desired destination in his world.
I can't imagine what impressed him so much about our ONE visit to the Sunflower Market together. After they peppered the city with their "grand opening" flyer featuring some amazingly low prices on fresh produce, I decided to brave the hoardes and try to shop there even though I knew it would be a ZOO with everyone checking out the hype and taking advantage of the grand opening sale prices in the first week. And the experience was pretty much as I expected: cart traffic jams, and long checkout lines, etc. 
But ever since,
  • When I say "put on your hat and shoes" - he gets excited and says hopefully, "We go the Sunflower Store?"
  • As we drive out of our neighborhood he says, "No Mummy, go that way - go the Sunflower Store!! Not go [fill actual errand destination here]!"
  • When he's bored and wants to get out of the house he will coyly sidle up to me and politely request, "Mummy, pwease we go car ride and go Sunflower Store and buy some damanas?" (Damanas = bananas in Derek-speak)
  • Every Tuesday when the new flyer arrives in the mail, if I don't sneak it past him and into the recycling, and he spies it, he demands to leaf through it and then has a fit when I won't load up and go straight there...
I suppose it was a Mummy and Derek only outing (by chance, not plan - Kenzie was at school, and offhand I can't remember where Cooper was) , and maybe that made it so special and memorable? And they do have bright, colourful, and neatly stacked produce. We were there quite a while due to how busy it was, and he got kinda cranky toward the end - it's not like it was a fascinating and joy-filled experience, as far as I could tell, at least! If he were old enough to read, I might consider that it's because they actually have a catchy slogan - or maybe he just really likes their pretty green and yellow flower logo? If only it were as simple as just asking him why he wants to go back there so bad...but odds are he will outgrow his adoration of The Sunflower Store before he can articulate the nature of the attraction, and I'll never know the truth!

Perkins Pad - Before

Perkins joined our family this past Christmas, and we quite enjoy his antics. Although he quickly became a part of our human family, we are sensitive to the fact that Chinchillas are social creatures and we are hoping that Santa will bring him a friend or two of his own species this year. In anticipation of friends being delivered for Perkins, we have designed and commissioned a project with the aim of expanding and  upgrading his digs.

When construction is complete we will post photos and announce the name of the rodential high density development...

E-Cloth Envy

Grandma Joyce found this AMAZINGLY COOL thing called an E-Cloth -- but she only sent ONE to Utah. Now only Nova has crystal clean mirrors and windows -- which I could probably deal with if she hadn't teased me by letting me try the E-Cloth for a week. During my brief dalliance with the now coveted E-Cloth I discovered that, in addition to cleaning windows and mirrors better than anything on the planet, it also does a beautiful job of removing fingerprints from stainless steel appliances. This is a task for which I have a great need and have spent mucho deniro on a myriad of products, all of which claimed to be specifically engineered for the job, but none of which has proved to be an effective remedy.

I have used forlorn puppy eyes on Nova in vain hope that she would have pity on me and give me the revered E-Cloth, but alas, she acts oblivious to my passive aggressive begging techniques. I have thus far refrained from stealing it from her (my moral fortitude assisted in no small part by the fact that she has kept the whereabouts of said E-Cloth conspicuously vague). So my stainless appliances become progressively more fingerprinted, and I live continuously on the precarious brink of being overtaken by the green-eyed E-Cloth monster...

Nicely!!!!!

Somewhere between the time they first started to talk and age 5, I seem to have managed to teach my first two kids to be reasonably polite. I'm not claiming that they are perfectly polite, by any means...but they are at least more polite than average children because strangers routinely comment on their pleasantries...

Just like the hat-training, I attribute my moderate success in this arena to the tutelage of my sister, and incessant reminders and consistent reinforcement: The "Mummy sounds like a broken record" method! As I work on ingraining the politeness gene into my third child, I am quite certain that I have heard myself say the words "Oh dear, you forgot to ask nicely!" about 40 million times!

Kenzie was an early and adept talker (who continues to be a socialite and conversationalist to this day!) By the time she was 2 1/2,  my "Ask Nicely" campaign had resulted her being able to deftly string together excuse me's, pleases and thank-you's appropriately within context. She had quickly integrated the concept and skills associated with using good manners to win friends and influence people.

Cooper was a late talker who was plagued by an "antsy impatience" that I believe stemmed from the constant frustration of knowing what he wanted long before he could find the words to convey it. So Cooper was more of a "truncated blurter" when it came to making requests. "Not milk! Juice!" "No! A yellow cup!" "No lid Mummy!" The "Ask Nicely" campaign was slow to sink in for Cooper, and escalated his frustration accordingly...till one day, when he appeared to be thoroughly flummoxed by an "ask nicely" standoff, it finally occurred to him that maybe he would get what he wanted if he gave me what I wanted. He took a deep breath fueled by resignation, mustered a deliberately controlled sweet tone of voice, and a duress-inspired "pleasant" smile to match, and blurted, "NICELY!!?!!?!" I was so caught off guard by the simplicity and effort of his compliance, that my heart melted, and for almost a year afterward, a hearty, well-delivered "NICELY!!!!" became an acceptably polite form of request at our house!

Sweep wid me!

Oh, how I regret having the 3rd child softies...

Derek is about to turn three, and I, like an idiot, delayed his "training". I had a bunch of reasons/excuses. All of them I now regret caving to! "The training" in our family is the process of teaching your child to accept bedtime and learn to fall asleep willingly in their own bed. For any future trainers out there, take my advice and do the training BEFORE your child has the gross motor skills to climb out of their own bed!!! Because once they can physically defy your attempts to keep them horizontal, and once they have fully developed a mind of their own, it becomes a long and painful battle!

I know that this post will illicit chastisement from, at the very least, my local sister and my mum...But anytime I have begun the training to get Derek to go to sleep on his own, he has proved to be SO stubborn (easily outlasting my resolve) and SO LOUD (quickly annoying his brother/roommate!)

Add to that how sugary sweet his bedtime begging is, and...well...I'm a sucker for his little sing-song pleading voice in the darkness:
"Mummy, Please sweep wid me?"

Remodel Runs Amok (aka: Broken Dishwasher Costs Household $30,000 +)

Beware of appliance breakdowns.
5 years and $30,000 ago, our dishwasher packed it in. Apparently, you can't just buy a single replacement appliance, because it makes more sense to buy a matching set of all four appliances. And then, if you are going to buy appliances you may as well buy a good brand, and go for the upscale stainless steel instead of the run of the mill white or black. Then once the new appliances are delivered, you realize that they sort of 'overpower' your small galley-style kitchen and upstage your cabinetry, so you feel the need to install skylights, tear down walls, pull up tile from the 80's era, and install new cabinets, hardware, fixtures, Corian countertops, and hardwood flooring so that the appliances don't look 'out of place'. Just when you think you are done, you notice that the rest of your main floor living spaces look woefully forlorn compared to your sleek new kitchen, and so phase 2 of the remodel begins to take shape...

Road Trip Time Saving Trick

So we are on our road trip to California, and barely an hour into it, Kenzie starts in with the: "How much longer till we get there?" questions. She is understandably excited...we are, after all, on our way to Disneyland...but -- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!! We still have 12 hours to go!!!!!

Kenzie is almost eight years old, so it's not unreasonable to expect that her grasp of the concept of time include accepting that it would be MANY HOURS before we were even close to our destination. After the fifth inquiry inside of half an hour we felt justified in getting annoyed by her continued asking! Mummy suggested that she might want to try and take a nap, and explained that while she is sleeping, time will seem to move faster and it will feel like we get there sooner. Another idea we had was to show her the green mileage signs and offered to help her track the miles left to go. She opted to play the mileage sign "game". She then proceeded to patiently watch like a hawk for the mileage signs and relay the latest number of miles to go while I logged them. This did the trick and we were merrily on our way...

A week later, after all sorts of fun, we were headed home again. Mummy made an offhand comment to Daddy about how the drive home always seems longer than the drive to get there -- a short moment later, Kenzie very sweetly offered "Mummy? If you want, I will take a nap so that the trip won't seem so long for you!"

Young Main in the 2nd row -- Nice Ears!

My parents took me to Disneyland when I was about 5 years old, and the 'highlight' of my trip was getting a set of personalized Mickey Mouse ears. Actually, I'm not exactly sure if I actually got them, or just really wanted them, but either way, in my little mind, those ears were the be-all-to-end-all-must-have souvenir of a visit to Disneyland. So early in the planning phase of my family's exodus to Disneyland, I vowed to take each of my kids to the Disney Merchandise Store as part of the visit, steer them past all the other expensive Disney baubles and toward the hat rack, and delight them with permission to select their very own set of Mickey Mouse ears....

I fully expected that it would be a rack full of basic black ear hats with the classic Disney logo that I remembered. But in retrospect, I should have expected that the selection of ear hats would have increased during the span of 30 some odd years - and it sure had! There are now Pink Disney Princess ear hats, Bride and Groom ear hats, Goofy ear hats, Donald Duck bill hats, multiple varieties of both Mickey and Minnie Mouse ear hats, and so many others that I hadn't allotted nearly enough time for the store visit in between rides to inspect or try on every permutation!

While Kenzie was off on an "older kid" ride with Daddy, and Derek was hanging with Auntie Annette in the shade, Cooper and I ventured into the Disney Souvenir store to share the experience of buying him his very own Mickey Mouse ears. They did, indeed have the "classic" ears still, but faced with all the other more exciting hats, I knew that boring black would be a hard sell! As luck would have it, though, there was a particular set of Mickey themed ears that had 'Cooper' written all over it! He had no problem choosing which one he wanted, even with all the selection in front of him!

For Cooper the awesome moment of Mickey Mouse Ear Hat ownership was sealed the instant the lady at the counter offered to put his name on it in YELLOW thread (yellow being Cooper's all-time favourite colour!) A few minutes later, the hat that Cooper had been drawn to like a magnet amongst a shelf of every possible permutation of Disney character hats literally DID have 'Cooper' written on it! And the Coop proceeded to sport his totally-made-for-him Disney ears souvenir hat for the remainder of our trip. I lost track of how many people in line-ups, on rides, and shuttles commented on how "absolutely perfect those ears are on him!", and how "he looks like he should be a poster child for bringing your kid to Disneyland!"

But the most memorable and startling comment of all was toward the end of the Monsters Inc. ride, when a lifesize robotic version of the character "Roz" personally addressed Coop with the comment "Young man in the 2nd row...nice ears!!"

Cereal, Toast, Yogurt, & Cheese Sandwiches

All of my kids have gone through a phase of only eating certain foods, or refusing to eat from a major food group (usually vegetables). Derek is currently in it - and he is operating from quite a limited menu.

Between him being my most independent, and most stubborn child, and me being at my most worn out, it's hardly even a battle at this point. The good news is that he places his meal order in a sweet, sing-songish voice accompanied by a smile and a "please", though the smile promptly disappears if it appears that I am going to try to talk him into expanding his menu. I did learn from my previous two that the I-only-eat-certain-foods thing passes in a year or so if I fight it, or in year or so if I go along with it, so Derek usually gets what he asks for. At least if I serve up Cereal, Toast, Yogurt, &/or Cheese sandwiches, I get to enjoy the privilege of seeing him ingest something!

As we are approaching the 6 month mark of his self-imposed restricted diet, I am pleased to announce a minor breakthrough. As of yesterday he began asking for "healthy cereal" (referring to Frosted Bite-Size shredded Wheat) instead of his usual request for Apple Jacks or Fruity Cheerios!

Bloggin' Birthday! Auntie Flower - October 1st



In the spirit of wanting to be an artist when she grows up (like Auntie Flower), and to celebrate Jill's birthday, Mackenzie drew a portrait of her favorite Aunt this evening... I urge you to enlarge the masterpiece (just click on it!) so that you can read her captions - They pretty much say it all!

Cooper also participated in the Jill's Fans Art-a-thon...His piece is a little more abstract!



Future Careers 2008

Cooper (almost 5): "A pilot of a Helicopter that puts out fires"
Kenzie (7 1/2): "A Vegetarian who doesn't eat animals because she makes them feel better, and an Artist"*

*Artist still inspired by Auntie Flower

You can keep your hat on...


The sun here is strong, and my kids are fair-skinned. But regardless of skin tone, I think parents need to be proactive when it comes to sun protection. So I am a self professed freak about my kids applying sunscreen and donning hats. Funny thing is, I never would have believed that you could keep a hat on a baby/toddler/child if I hadn't seen my sister 'hat-train' her kids with my own eyes! It's simple to do actually - if you don't mind putting a hat back on your child about a trillion times before they finally accept that Mummy isn't going to give up!

So, suffice it to say, after several years of insistence, my kids are 'hat-trained'. I even went so far as to quest after the "perfect hat" -- and I found it! It's called the Booney SPF Hat and it's made by Columbia Sportwear. It's the perfect hat because it's made of an SPF30 breathable fabric, they are an adjustable fit 'one size fits most' (they snug down and have a chin strap so they don't fly away when it's windy), and they are my favourite color - taupe/khaki! (Though I broke down and bought baby blue for my daughter). My boys call them their "sunny hats", and they don't leave home without them atop their heads...

It's not until you go into public with hatted little ones, that you realize how few kids wear hats. So far, my boys haven't noticed that they are practically the only ones sporting fedoras, and it is my hope that when they do twig, they won't succumb to peer pressure!

But the most interesting part about having boys that wear hats is what a conversation starter it is. Everywhere I go, people seem to be compelled to comment. Often it's "Those are great hats!" or "Where did you get those fantastic hats?" (click on link above if you are wondering). My favourite is "Your boys are absolutely precious in those hats!" (of course, I agree :0). And very common is the question "How on earth do you get them to keep their hats on? I couldn't get my kid to wear a hat for 3 seconds!" (The answer to that also already addressed above).

My problem, ironically, arises in instances where, due to being temporarily misplaced or accidentally left behind, I have to convince one of my boys NOT to wear a hat!

Drive Thru -- Busted!

Around the time Kenzie was about 2 years old, we still had a "landline" phone and fax machine. It had a feature on it that enabled you to press a "memo" button and leave yourself a recorded message. It wasn't a feature that I used very often, but there was a day when Mackenzie found a use for it!

I was passing by the machine and noticed the red light flushing - so I stopped and pressed the play button to hear the waiting messages. The first few were your typical "Hey, looks like I missed you - please call me back" types. And then the voicemail message that lives in infamy: a  precious little girl's voice chimes:
 "Please I have a cheeseburger and french fry?"
Apparently, the fax machine resembled a drive thru speaker/order board. And Mummy was busted for visiting drive-thrus often enough that Kenzie knew exactly how to order!

Dancing Celery

Some days, the prospect of tackling the task of tidying the house just makes me want to go back to bed. Other days, I’m full of vim and vigor and go at it with gusto. Today was one of the vigorous days, which was nice (I don’t seem to get as many of them!)

When I’m in cleaning mode, I like to crank the tunes on the stereo. Today we were all dancing to disco era favorites as we went about our respective business. I was doing a deep clean and reorg in the kitchen. The kids were playing contentedly in various parts of the house, with periodic visits to the kitchen to “check on Mummy” which is their typical modus operandi…

I had unloaded the contents of the fridge onto the counter, and among other things, there was a see through container with water and celery sticks in it (the water keeps the celery hydrated and fresh). Each time Cooper stopped by to visit he would shake the celery container, in his fidgety little way. I kept telling him to stop because the lid didn’t have a very good seal and it was spilling water on the counter (which I explained to him), but as soon as I would go back to my task, and/or each time he came back to the kitchen he would start shaking the celery container again. After about the 4th time I caught him shaking the celery, I was pretty annoyed, and I snapped at him and said “Cooper!! Why do you keep shaking the celery after Mummy told you not to?!!” He pulled his hand away with a sad look and said “The celery wants to dance, Mummy”.

*SIGH* When will I learn to ask first and snap second? My kids almost always have a perfectly rational explanation for doing the things they do!

Cooper is a Trooper!

I lean a little bit to the “overly protective” side, and have even been accused of “babying” my kids a little. My husband is the opposite. He’s not as bad as the “never too soon to toughen them up type” but he likes to throw challenges in front of our kids “so that they have a chance to surprise themselves when they succeed”. I guess since I’m so careful not to expose them to failure, it’s probably a good thing that he insists that they get to try new things?

A couple of days ago, he announced that he thought that Cooper was ready for his first hike, and that he wanted to take him and Kenzie on the Cecret Lake trail at the top of Alta. Honestly, if I hadn’t accidentally (ahem, Nova) seen how tenaciously Cooper handled a VERY long walk to the post office in Cora, Wyoming a few weeks ago, I would have told husband to go JUMP in Cecret Lake, and to leave my precious little boy out of his he-man endeavors. But the Wyoming eye-opener, coupled with the fact that Cooper’s ears had perked up and he was prancing around in Cooper-like fashion at the prospect of getting to go on a “big boy” outing with Daddy and Kenzie, added up to a reluctant ‘okay’ from Mummy…

I outfitted the kids with good walking shoes (they’ve been wearing Crocs all summer), I made Daddy promise to stop often for drinks, snacks and rests, and they toodled off to start their adventure around 4pm. Poor Derek was devastated to be left behind! He and Cooper are usually in the same boat when it comes to getting left behind with Mummy, but not today! Mummy was left to fret and wring her hands — visions of horrid blisters on Cooper’s feet and Daddy coming home grumpy from having carried Cooper most of the way, and even more paranoid visions of Cooper losing his balance on the rocks on the banks of Cecret Lake and falling in — I had to divert myself, so Derek and I went grocery shopping (he’s been hounding me to buy ‘damanas’ all week!)

Around 7:30, my little troupe of hikers came home, all flushed and beaming with stories to tell (fodder for another post :0). Cooper had one minor slip, that (according to Daddy), anyone might have had on a section of trail with loose shale, and he was a trooper about getting up and carrying on. Apparently, I am a completely paranoid worry-wart!

Snow Memories

Snow? In Victoria? It was rare -- so much so that a 'heavy frost' used to get credit for being "snow" and caused school closures!

I don't remember any "snow" fun on Chaucer Street -- but I remember waking up to the odd snowfall on Haultain -- and Mum was always good about letting us drop whatever was supposed to happen that morning and get into our snow gear (after we dug it out of one of those big drawers in the basement), so that we could dash out and take advantage of the snow before it disappeared...

I remember rolling snowballs make a snowman with and
a) one pass across the ground and it would pick up ALL the snow and leave a trail of only grass behind (much of the grass also embedded in the snowball)
b) by the time we had rolled snowballs big enough to make a meager snowman, we had essentially picked up ALL the snow from the entire yard (and we had a big yard on Haultain)!

I remember not liking family snowfights because it seemed like John, Jim, and Jill were all just targeting me.

Snow in Victoria was very 'crunchy' sounding when you walked on it or rolled your snowball along the ground, and snowballs were hard and stung when they hit you - nothing like the quiet, fluffy stuff we are graced with in Utah!

When I was older, I had moved to Burnaby (a suburb of Vancouver) and was living in a house with a bunch of roommates that I didn't know very well. I guess Vancouver gets a little more snow (when it happens) than Victoria, because there was a day that I woke up to around 4 inches! I guess since it was customary for me to dash out and do something with the rare stuff, I got dressed warmly and went out side, all by myself, at 20 years old, and built a snowman. I took the time to build a pretty big one, (perhaps subconsciously because it might be a long time before this much snow presents itself for snowman building again?) I decorated him properly, right down to the carrot nose and raisin eyes, loaned him my scarf, and took his picture. I went inside to put my camera away, and packed my school bag, and had only left him unattended for about 20 minutes -- but when I came out of the house to head to class -- he was GONE!!! Completely vanished except for his accouterments which were laying on the ground. I stood, perplexed for a few moments, but I had to get to school, so I shrugged and started trudging down the street to the bus stop, while I pondered what on earth had happened to my snowman. About half way down the street, I caught up with 3 kids, none older than age 7, and they were each rolling a sizeable snowball down the sidewalk. Now it was clear! I yelled "Hey!! You stole my snowman!!!", expecting them to either abandon my snowballs and run away, or at least act sheepishly about it -- but the kids just laughed at me and yelled back "Too bad you loser!" I yelled back again "It's more fun to make your own!" and spent the rest of my day wondering what the world is coming to....

Same storm in Burnaby, different story (it was an eventful day). By the time I got home from school, it was snowing again, but there had been just enough melting before sundown to make it so that the new snow was landing on top of a slurry of ice and slush -- so traffic was a DISASTER. But I had a job interview at 6pm (for the position of Emergency Road Service Operator for AAA). I had planned to take the bus even though the location was only about 2 miles from my house (normally I would ride my bike). But after waiting at the bus stop for 20 minutes past the scheduled time, I realized that the buses probably weren't equipped to get through this snow, and I would have to walk. For some reason (could it be the reliability and work ethic my mother instilled in me?) it never even occurred to me to call and cancel the interview. So I slogged through close to 10 inches of snow and slush for 2 miles and finally arrived at the AAA call center building -- over an hour late for my interview appointment. I was sopping wet and icy cold to the core. I told the receptionist "Hi, I'm here for a job interview with Keith ***** (can't remember his last name), and I'm late because the buses weren't running." I hung up my wet outerwear and sat down in the lobby. A few minutes later, the manager came out, took one look at me, and exclaimed "Did you walk all the way here in this storm for this job interview!?" I said "Well, we had an appointment", as I handed him my slightly damp resume. He took it, glanced at it for a moment, then extended his hand to shake mine and said "The job is yours. Anyone who would walk all this way in the worst snowstorm we've seen in 20 years just to keep a job interview appointment, I know I can count on to do a good job!" Then he took me into his office and gave me some hot chocolate, told me to dry off and warm up for a bit, and said that he had to get back out onto the floor because (as you could imagine) the Emergency Road Service call volume was VERY high with all the problems caused by the bad weather. Oh - and he ORDERED me NOT to walk home again and said "as soon as we have a driver going your direction, I'll have them give you a lift!"

Cursed by Beetles

Most of my family are aware of how I feel about the business I'm currently in. What's truly ironic about it, is that I should have known!! Because my first encounter with a VW Beetle was most certainly an omen...

I was in Grade 2 or 3, and I had this nifty blue bike that I rode to school every day. We still lived on Chaucer Street, and it was standard to cut through Oak Bay High School to get to Willows School. I was a fairly accomplished cyclist (or so I thought), and was on my way home from school one afternoon. I was just about to cross the crosswalk on the road adjacent to the high school - right near the Oak Bay Lodge. This crosswalk happened to be on the crest of a hill. I had come to a stop, and had checked for cars coming both directions as best one could, and started across the walk. But an elderly gentleman came speeding over the hill in a baby-blue coloured VW Beetle and hit me and my bike, throwing me to the side of the road. My front of my bike was crushed, and my arm was broken (luckily I was on the FAR side of my bike and so it took the initial hit). Also luckily, I landed on a grassy patch of someone's lawn. Bicycle helmets weren't around then, and had I landed on cement on my head, I probably wouldn't be writing this!

So there I am, in a pile of twisted bike on the side of the road, and somewhat dazed. I don't even remember feeling any pain in my arm! Shortly, somebody came over to help me - they must have called an ambulance. And a few minutes later, by pure coincidence my cousin Kara (who was a high schooler at the time) came over to say "I got the licence plate number. Oh! It's Channa!!" So she must have somehow got the message to my Mum to meet us at the hospital, etc. I got transported by ambulance the whopping 4 or 5 blocks that it was to the ER at Jubilee Hospital, and got to subsequently enjoy the attention that every elementary school kid gets when they come to school in a cast!

Other illnesses with stories to tell:
Chicken pox in Toyroom (Chaucer)
Eye Surgery 1: boy in traction and "Mummy I can see!"
Earache Sighting of Santa Claus (Chaucer)
Sick Kids in the Pink Room (Chaucer)
Broken Arm #2: A wild pitch
Eye Surgery 2: A new room (Haultain) and special teacher attention

Truncated Disneyland

I was 4 or 5 yrs old when our family went to Disneyland. We stayed with Uncle Dave and Auntie Annette who lived close to the theme park. I remember feeling the excitement when I saw the ticket booth person hand my Dad a thick book of Disney Tickets for each of us (in that day you bought a book that had tickets for each ride I guess).

That was the infamous Disney trip where I got the measles. So I remember laying in the Mickey Mouse bed at the Disneyland infirmary. And I also remember being thrust into cold baths at Uncle Dave/Auntie Annette's house to get my fever down (I think I was pretty unhappy about it, but then they put a really cool Fisher Price Houseboat in the tub for me to play with and I got over it - so I imagine that the water was probably just lukewarm and not filled with ice as I remember it!) But most of all, I remember the ANXIETY I felt for not getting to go to Disney the 2nd day - the feeling of missing out.

But I really didn't miss as much as I feared, because I do have memories of many rides which I must have got to go on the first day, before they realized I was sick...because I remember the thrill of climbing up and through the Swiss Family Robinson Treehouse. I remember feeling sick (or was it getting sick?) on the spinning Tea Cups. I remember being truly amazed at how a ghost managed to join me in my seat in the haunted house ride. And I REALLY remember losing my little white Gilligan's hat when it blew off and into the water when the Pirates of the Caribbean ride swooshed down one of its slides (Did my hat get retrieved? I don't remember...). I remember LOVING the Jungle Cruise ride - the animals are real in my memory! And I'm pretty sure I got a Mickey Mouse ears hat with my name embroidered on it (although I don't still have it so you would have to ask my Mum if that was a memory or just a longing...)

But I was most certainly perplexed and concerned that I wouldn't get to use the rest of the tickets in my book!!!! Mum called the park (or at least pretended to) and she told me that if I save my book with unused tickets, they would honour them the next time we came...of course we didn't go again until I was 14, and I'm sure that the price of the park had at least doubled by then. I vaguely remember asking Mum (when I was 14) if she still had the ticket book so I could get to use them this time, but she said they were gone, and I was a little annoyed by that. But in reality, Mum was hoarding them in my Forties File for memorabilia sake (or was it because she had just told her little 5 year old that they would be good the next time in order to calm her sadness?)

Future Careers 2006

Kenzie (5 1/2): "A Dog Trainer and an Artist"*

*Artist inspired by Auntie Flower